10 reasons why you should not read 10 reasons tips

Browsing my social networks and feeds in a daily manner, I get more and more annoyed and bored about all these Business Insider, Forbes and Tech Crunch lists, which appear in my timeline. Who on earth believes it is innovative or related to a slight kind of entrepreneurship to follow up on 10 things to read, 10 things to do, 10 things not to do lists? Do you really believe it is cool to share or to re-tweet things which show that you do not have any clue about and others made up their minds for you? It is not. Therefore you urgently need this list to help you out.

1. 10 reasons lists do not help anybody but at the end they prove that you at least know the numbers from 1 to 10 which is good
2. 10 reasons list show, that you are interested in content – but you don´t care about reading it, apart from reading 10 reasons lists
3. Editors of 10 reasons lists do not know anything about reality, because the fundament of their researches are 10 reasons lists
4. How many of the biblical 10 commandments did the society has failed to follow up? Why on earth do you believe this works for business?
5. Still reading this stuff? – This is disgraceful. Do you´ve got nothing else to do? E.g. making some business.
6. Can you name the last 10 things which your spouse has told you after coming home from work? You can´t. Same for the last ten 10 reasons lists I guess.
7. At this point I do not have any clue what kind of advise I can give you additionally, but still I have 3 reasons left. So I go on.
8. No 10 reasons lists reader can be 10 times more productive in not adapting any of those stupid lists
9. Why on earth must this always be 10 tips?
10. If you are at this point, you can now open a window and through ten 10 dollars notes into the street. This is exactly the amount you wasted by reading this.

Don´t forget to share this important tips. Also read my 10 reasons why you are not successful and everybody is thinking you are a donkey.

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About monissen
- raised up analogue - arrived in the digital age - now working in Munich - living in Bremerhaven - lived and worked in Dublin, Ireland - the heart of IT, and fell in love - lived and fell in love in and with Andalusia before - born in Northern Germany, Eckernförde - affinity for lyrics in general - like reading - like running - enjoying life

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